I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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