so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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