Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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