Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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