he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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