So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
if only i could text you this smell
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
