i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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