are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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