Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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