I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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