She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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