Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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