I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You took a bar mat shot.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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