just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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