why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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