I think I died a long time ago.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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