it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
