ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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