So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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