Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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