Sry I called you an 8
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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