Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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