Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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