It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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