yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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