After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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