It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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