Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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