i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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