Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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