HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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