I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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