? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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