new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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