it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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