Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
