I love black thongs
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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