i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i believe in u and ur pee
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Randomize
