The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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