You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
