i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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