Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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