Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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