As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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