they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
MIDGETS
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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