dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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