3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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