problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
