on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I am available for nakedness
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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