It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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